Ms. ArmoredThirteen

I may never in my life have the chance to share this song in a more relevant way: Soup for my Family by Pigeon Pit, a trans folk punk musician from the Pacific Northwest: https://youtu.be/2Do0MIq9GSw

Ffs I get back from school to find this out. I’ll live up to it: dentist farting in my mouth is such a power move I’d be scared not to go back

I would go back to the dentist either if they were farting in my mouth

The Furryosa saga is one of the best things to happen here. Thank you for the updates ❤️

My first phone was like 18 but also I didn’t get a cellphone until I was nearly 30

Well ridged is a word that can mean that and sounds nearly identical, probably does sound identical in some dialects. Could be you heard someone use ridged and mixed the two

Someone please help me what’s that comic where one person is asked what they’re going to do with their newly found wealth and the guy is like “I’m going to have sex with children”? I don’t want to type these words into a search engine

I had a pack like that, tried to use them last year and every one of them failed to burn. Must have hit their shelf life somewhere along the way

The kindest most caring person I know works in a toy store. Second most is a phlebotomist

Dysphoria Salad, hell yeah (Ik ik, trans isn’t a mental illness, but dysphoria salad is a fun name)

So I’m no longer a penis haver since I got it removed entirely, but before that I was uncut. In my case I never had anything negative happen health or social. It helped with logistics for sex while going from just starting to everything isn’t quite fully lubey yet, plus it was another bit of sensitive skin to toy around with.

As far as the removal part I am trans and had mtf surgery. Foreskin is analogous to clitoral hood skin. It gave my surgeon more to work with both aesthetically and for adding areas of increased sensitivity.

But really the argument should start and end with “don’t make medically unessecary changes to your kid’s body until they’re old enough to consent”

Avoid the green ones, they’re not ripe yet

In my early 30s. It was 2-3 times a week. A couple years ago it was basically every day because my friend group was also the polycule I was in and there were a lot of us. Currently it is back to basically every day because I’m going back to university and my new friend group are all students and I live in a student apartment so we see each other in and out of class.

Edit: actually it’s been basically every day for years now. Somehow forgot I was living with my best friend during the transition from leaving the polycule to moving abroad for school.

I love the completely different reactions of the two in the background

Just in case anyone doesn’t know the reference: https://youtu.be/dmFgAMTEg0E

What would you suggest instead of newegg now? I’m still using it out of momentum haven’t thought to look elsewhere in a long time

Walk or bike everywhere if possible. Go down any side path that looks safe, explore, poke around, find the interesting things. Go to tourist spots and photobomb people. Pick your nose right outside the window of an incredibly expensive restaurant. Talk with strangers while waiting for stuff (but read the room obviously) they’ll know about stuff to do you never would have thought of. Get engaged in the punk community they’re always doing free things and dirt cheap concerts. Find local musicians in a genre you like that aren’t popular outside regionally and see where they do a lot of smaller concerts, hang out at those places. Walk around community gardens. See what buildings you can get into and figure out if the roofs are accessible. Throw bricks at cops. Volunteer, a lot of times this is as simple as handing out food that someone else already made and you get to meet people and feel like you’re bettering your area. Seriously walk and bike everywhere if you can and be open to taking detours you’ll find so much stuff you’d never have found in a car

Cities want to be explored. They have so much to offer but you need to find it. Sometimes you can stumble into things, sometimes you have to know the right person, sometimes you specifically seek something out so you poke around related things until you work your way there. Keep an open mind and reserve some time whenever you can to just explore. The best stuff will show up eventually even if it takes a couple years

In my experience in Seattle, the people with money pretended to have the most fun. The punks, the poor people, they actually had the most fun. When people don’t have money to throw at impulse happiness they put a lot more work into building a life and community that can stand on its own. This includes mental well being such as finding ways to have fun

Also mushrooms are a cheap way to have the time of your life for 6-8 hours

When I was living in Seattle legal nudity was one of the big perks for me! On hot days I’d go around topless, completely nude sometimes, it was amazing. I am trans so the main concern was from phobes periodically trying to threaten me, and on a couple occasions where I was being a bit more wild with things like waving trans flags around while nude I’d have police called on me. They couldn’t ever do anything about it though no indecency here officer

School actually, only 10 minutes late 💪

Fuck I’m literally doing this right now