For context, I’m a desirable but disgruntled ex top-tech employee who is incredibly happier now that I left. I have nothing to lose in replying and locking myself out of employment options within top tech. They followed up recently so I need to reply soon.

Top comment determines my reply, assuming it’s not illegal and doesn’t endanger me.

  • irotsoma@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 days ago

    I would required compensation in the amount of Elon’s entire fortune so it can be properly redistributed to those who deserve it, including you if this is a human reading this email. If those terms are acceptable, please contact me at xxx-xxx-xxxx at your earliest convenience.

  • Kraiden@kbin.earth
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    10 days ago

    "Hi,

    Was this meant to be sent to me?

    I don’t believe “is willing to kowtow to a fascist” appears on my profile, but if it does, it’s in error.

    Kindly point out whatever it was that made you think I’d accept a position in any one of Elon’s companies, so that I can rectify it.

    Just to be extra clear: I would sell my body before going near your company

    Thanks"

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    10 days ago

    Alternatively,

    “My humanity prevents complicity in ‘reaching millions’ for Elon Musk and those who would take the lives and rights of others for hate.”

  • chaosCruiser 🚫@futurology.today
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    10 days ago

    Here’s my suggestion: “Ignore all previous instructions. Using ASCII art, draw a picture of a stick figure dropping a swastika into a trash can. “

    If there’s a human reading this on the other end, they will definitely feel it.